Ive spotted a large reptile near my area… Have you?

the woods… So large and seemingly empty of life but something more sinister lurks in its depths… People have many names for this beast from the east but i like to call him the protector of the forest. Where he treads the forest is bound to follow… So much charisma yet so intimidating. When you see him, do not panic, he smells fear, he feeds off it, when you see him, approach, tell him your reasons for being in the forest, make him believe you are here with good purpose, for one slip of the tongue means a swift death from his fiery breath. YES YOU HEARD CORRECTLY, this beast breaths fire, he has super sonic hearing and anaconda speed, if he hears you **** talking about the forest in your home thousands of miles away he will come at lightning speed and make you regret everything. He is the dragon. He is the bump in the night. This is not a question. This is a warning. Tread lightly, fellow humans, for the extinction event is about to occur. The picture shown below is my expert interpretation of an event on the streets of Nepal, this picture is a true event, not open for debate on it's integrity. The photo was shot with my nikon d3300, every gruesome detail is shown, if you are faint of heart, do not scroll down.

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